August 2012
100 posts
Will Ferrel Volunteers
Slow down Katniss by 25% and what do you get? Will Ferrell.
IT’S BACK
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA
I ACTUALLY SCREAMED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHA.
when people walk real fucking slowly in hallways or narrow sidewalks so you can’t go around them
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I love you, seriously. I hope we can meet someday. Thank you for everything, even the things you didn't know you've done. Love you lots.
This is so nice, I really don’t know who you are, but I’m guessing we’ve talked a bit. Why not come off anonymous? You’re fantastic.
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So, I’m going to see the Doctor Who series premiere in NYC on August 25th, with my lovely gal, Emily.
I am dying. What is life.
someone should make an online dating service except it’s only for people who are in fandom and it will match you based on fandoms and ships and your feels about your favorite characters
Guise.
omg what is this sorcery?
well shit
Shit just got real.
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DOCTOR WHO RETURNS!
Saturday 1st September ~ Doctor Who RETURNS! to BBC One, BBC America, SPACE, and 8th for Australia’s ABC TV!
REBLOGGIN AGAIN BECAUSE I NEED A SOURCE
DOCTOR WHO RETURNS!
Saturday 1st September ~ Doctor Who RETURNS! to BBC One, BBC America, SPACE, and 8th for Australia’s ABC TV!
when was the last time you made love to a woman?
Thursday.
My Kids' Future
- Kid: Can you tell me what was it like for you growing up?
- Me: I had a good life. I had parents, I had friends, I had fun, but everything changed when the fire nation attacked.
- Kid: Um, fire nation-
- Me: -And then I took that bloody arrow to the knee-
- Kid: But that doesn't-
- Me: -And then Voldemort came out of Mordor and killed my parents-
- Kid: Okay, now I know that's Harr-
- Me: And my brother Dean went to hell after selling his soul for me-
- Kid: That's the plot to Sup-
- Me: And the Doctor was supposed to come save us all but he had to save Sherlock from falling off that building so Watson wouldn't be distraught forever and they could return to Narnia but they all failed and now we're all doomed and the world's going to end with Loki as king on a throne that says "EHEHEHEHEHEHE" every time he moves.
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- Kid: You do realize-
- Me: Go do your homework. Winter is coming.
